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　　当地时间6月9日上午，英国大选结果揭晓，保守党获得318个议员席位，虽然继续作为议会第一大党，但议席未达到过半数所需的326席，失去了对议会的控制权，英国再次出现“悬浮议会”。英国保守党在大选中遭遇重创，但该党党魁特雷莎●梅顶住压力拒绝辞职。她表示，保守党将与北爱尔兰民主统一党合作组建新政府。

　　特雷莎●梅在选举结果揭晓后前往白金汉宫与英国女王伊丽莎白二世会面，随后返回唐宁街10号发表了简短的讲话。她表示，保守党将与北爱尔兰民主统一党继续合作，两党之间多年来一直保持紧密关系，今后也能够为了全英国的利益一起工作。

　　梅姨唐宁街10号演讲稿英文版

　　I have just been to see Her Majesty the Queen, and I will now form a government – a government that can provide certainty and lead Britain forward at this critical time for our country.

　　This Government will guide the country through the crucial Brexit talks that begin in just 10 days and deliver on the will of the British people by taking the United Kingdom out of the European Union.

　　It will work to keep our nation safe and secure by delivering the change that I set out following the appalling attacks in Manchester and London – cracking down on the ideology of Islamist extremism and all those who support it. And giving the police and the authorities the powers they need to keep our country safe.

　　The Government I lead will put fairness and opportunity at the heart of everything we do, so that we fulfil the promise of Brexit together and – over the next five years – build a country in which no one and no community is left behind.

　　A country in which prosperity and opportunity are shared right across this United Kingdom.

　　What the country needs more than ever is certainty, and having secured the largest number of votes and the greatest number of seats in the General Election, it is clear that only the Conservative & Unionist Party has the legitimacy and ability to provide that certainty by commanding a majority in the House of Commons.

　　As we do, we will continue to work with our friends and allies in the Democratic Unionist Party in particular. Our two parties have enjoyed a strong relationship over many years, and this gives me the confidence to believe that we will be able to work together in the interests of the whole United Kingdom.

　　This will allow us to come together as a country and channel our energies towards a successful Brexit deal that works for everyone in this country – securing a new partnership with the EU which guarantees our long term prosperity

　　That’s what people voted for last June.

　　That’s what we will deliver.

　　Now let’s get to work.

　　而在大选中狠挫保守党锐气的工党估计也不会善罢甘休，大选后一直面露喜色的工党领袖科尔宾已经喊话梅姨下台，并称工党已经准备好“为这个国家服务”(serve the country)！

　　Jeremy Corbyn yesterday said Labour are 'ready to serve this country' and form a minority government - but said they would do 'no deals and no pacts'.

　　The left-wing leader defied expectations to deny Theresa May a majority - and has called for the humiliated PM to resign.

　　And he said he is already drawing up plans to try to form a minority government to enact his socialist agenda.

　　感觉梅姨的首相之路，会走的十分艰险啊……

　　总之，梅姨要保住相位，下一个关键节点在6月13日。

　　At the moment the first deadline is Tuesday 13 June, when the new Parliament meets for the first time. Mrs May has until this date to put together a deal to keep herself in power or resign, according to official guidance issued by the Cabinet Office.

　　目前首个时间节点是6月13日，届时新议会将会进行首次碰面。根据内阁办公室的官方指导文件，梅姨在那之前要么（和其他党派）达成约定让她继续掌权，要么就得辞职。

　　然后接下来的下一场考验是，6月19日议会开幕时的“女王演讲”(Queen’s Speech)。

　　（小科普：女王将在新一届议会开幕仪式上，公布新政府施政与立法计划）

　　The government needs to see if it can assemble the votes it needs to get its programme of proposed new laws passed in the Queen's Speech, which is scheduled for Monday 19 June.

　　新政府要看自己能否获得足够多的选票，令今年6月19日“女王演讲”中所提出的新施政方案获得通过。

　　但这一切，都得看DUP靠不靠谱了……

　　（这些DUP议员深切地感到了自己的存在感↑↑↑）

　　上头已经乱成了一锅粥，而此时此刻已经投完票的英国吃瓜群众却表示，反正也不知道会是谁当首相，不如多刷几个表情包，顺带对梅姨开启了冷嘲热讽模式……

　　Gary Lineker heads a list of social media users who are mocking Mrs May over the poll results.

　　The Match Of The Day presenter tweeted that 'Theresa May has won own goal of the season' after troubling numbers for the Tories, in what could be an extraordinary night of voting.

　　Social media exploded at the broadcasters' figures, with the likes of Piers Morgan, Harriet Harman and Martin Lewis also having their say.

　　Others have been posting pictures of toast on Twitter as a reference to Theresa May's job prospects come tomorrow morning.

　　英国著名主持人加里·莱因克尔 (Gary Lineker) 首先展开吐槽：梅姨“赢了”↓↓↓

　　“我认为梅姨赢下了今季最佳”

　　吃瓜群众们还贡献了不少表情包↓↓↓

　　这位盆友脑补出了梅姨此时此刻的心情：

　　“如今的梅姨 #2017大选”

　　“我犯了个超大的错误”

　　还有人形象地表示，梅姨目前一定很“方”↓↓↓

　　“梅姨似乎很紧张，她站不住了 #2017大选

　　这款表情包点出了梅姨此次大选的终极幻想↓↓↓

　　“梅姨：我的选情预测 #2017大选”

　　就连首相府邸的“御猫”拉里 (Larry the cat) 也不嫌事大地出来发声了：究竟谁会是我的下一任铲屎官？

　　“《伦敦标准晚报报》头版上的那个帅小伙是谁？噢，当然不是说科尔宾啦 #2017大选 ”

　　还有人把这场大选YY成了足球赛……

　　“噢不不不梅姨摔倒了！科尔宾要攻破唐宁街十号的门了！！！”

　　这位盆友认为梅姨大势已去，还帮她想好了辞职后的首相人选：对，就是那个看起来超不靠谱的表情包专业户、现任英国外交大臣鲍里斯·约翰逊（Boris Johnson）↓↓↓

　　（不敢想如果这位真当了首相，跟大洋对岸的特朗普同框时的画风……）

　　“看起来你们的梅姨遭遇了一场流血式的震惊事件。现在，只有这个男人才能拯救这个国家了……”

　　感觉“强硬脱欧派”的梅姨要是真的玩脱了，欧盟委员会主席容克一定会露出欣慰的微笑↓↓↓

　　“欧盟对梅姨噩耗的回应 #出口民调 #2017大选”

　　这位妹纸对目前的大选感到相当崩溃，她表示，难道我们就不能来个像《真爱至上》(Love Actually) 里那样的帅哥首相同款吗？！

　　“我们能不能让这个帅哥来当首相？ #2017大选”

　　下面这位盆友表示，该不会又要重新再选一次了吧心好累啊……

　　“你有新一轮大选！你有新一轮大选！你有新一轮大选！”

　　但更多的网友表示，自己就是吃瓜群众，瓜子，啊不，是零食已备好↓↓↓

　　“我和我爸的大选之夜食粮”

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